I Could Whoop Rocky’s Ass | Drunk Hotline (347) 871-BEER

I Could Whoop Rocky’s Ass | Drunk Hotline (347) 871-BEER

Attempted Translation:
Hey. You're probably flight. If you want to fight, off like to you anytime, anywhere. Nichols for the rest of you punks. That's right, I'll fight anyone of you anytime, anywhere, any place, anyhow. With one hand tied behind my desk. 9 like that with Rocky passed on. So off No, I mean anytime, anywhere you just call me back and let me email.

Our Service | Drunk Hotline (347) 871-BEER

Our Service | Drunk Hotline (347) 871-BEER

I Need Help I Am So Drunk

I Need Help I Am So Drunk: And. But please, but I think I just. There. HI out one that you know what's going on. So I hope all's Bob many. If you can. On Monday, I need some help. Warman's on Mon, He the end of the other for years I am out of a I long was Y last. And yeah I live in back to me and these days, and her I'm here the bye.

Like Everbody This Is Like Me | Drunk Hotline (347) 871-BEER

Like Everbody This Is Like Me | Drunk Hotline (347) 871-BEER

Drunk Poet Girl Strikes Again | Drunk Hotline (347) 871-BEER

Drunk Poet Girl Strikes Again | Drunk Hotline (347) 871-BEER

Attempted Translation:
Who show huge from London, Hi. Lemme know, and food or It is con call. And this is and douche will youth soon as and cool man who season, choose diseases and to to as soon as the screen to see you in flus to. I guess this is Jake, kynde kinda They plug on the wall memorization prejudices actually going so well HI okay. I know something from Richard. The third the several Bowman India funeral, we would. I've, a woman in this him or one I'll have her. But I will not keep her long, that I would, killed her husband and her father take care of her heart. 63 North 8 Her sister from now 2 years and I, pleading with the list of my he treats bye. And I know friends with salt back my sent. The play devil's and sending looks. And yet when they're all or so. I didn't My duped into the with us. Chastity Hi do mistake. My personal this one. I don't have a nice she's fine, but I cannot. My self to do wonders proper manner. Hi Althea charges from the looking glass, and attend the school or two of Taylor is to study fashion to it on my body, you can time crept in favor with my cell so I will maintain it with it'll cost. The first style. Darren saying. Terry and his gray. And then return lamenting to my love. Hey now. Sarah, Sun, July have boss. I go live Hi Macy. Mize, Shadow as i passed.

The KJC Translators | Drunk Hotline (347) 871-BEER

The KJC Translators | Drunk Hotline (347) 871-BEER

Attempted Translation:
If you have something I wrote doing this for days, the K J C translators said, look, not online when it is rent. Well, English Catholics into a wood stick the ship to chard May, Red, Yellow, pink eye like a mall. I guess 5 naked men excel.

Vodka Soaked Gummy Bears | Drunk Hotline (347) 871-BEER

Vodka Soaked Gummy Bears | Drunk Hotline (347) 871-BEER

Attempted Translation:
Hey Ben know cos i am gonna because I have a meeting gummy bears. I have been, but if you could buy you can bring bye daddy and I will not. Thank you, I can't. I don't know, hey. I have. Alright, from Okay bye.

Drunk Dial Girl Writes Brilliant Poetry

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http://www.drunkhotline.com/im-a-brilliant-poet/

Translation:
Hello. 8 AM. I'm magically past room to plead to wasted. Hello, is, you know what happened at some point. Hey, anyway. I'm a brilliant or what last week. I spend 4 nights drunken road. What a brilliant poetry. And now, not writing. So hey, and then Good night.

Drunk Dial Girl Is Gonna Pass Out

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http://www.drunkhotline.com/im-probably-going-to-pass-out/

Translation:
So I am so phone But the reason I called because. I did it like this guy and I'm a some specifics but. He has been, it works. I hope you like you too. I just have found that the HI taylor pass. Alright peace.

Drunk Dial Girl Finds Dream Guy

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http://www.drunkhotline.com/omg-youre-so-cute/

Translation:
Alright, and I had no you're almost done. I hope you remember me or simply i think you even up right away. Hello Jay, and I will be no bunch. I will talk. I never felt like I am at your new flat. Hey Aunt we both have an appointment with the love you I will conclude Man, I do know around like call me at like the the owner know that we are you. I love them. Remember, I hope you remember. I hope you remember anyway. I know you that act now. It's kinda crazy, or you know with all that You know, but I'd love to get in touch with you this week next week. Anyway, this week that we weren't I read your free. I gave you. Maybe business calling. I hope you remember, I will be eBay, anyway that's, hey, I'm, hey wine Well, wow. I had won't get rid of it is That. You are ready. Hi Jim, anyway. Man I hope you can write back tonight if you are so This is an offer You know I'll tell you all again. I know you're going to have a very, very, very. I hope everything's okay and I gather that little in there so HI. I hope that You know. Now everything is bed but hope you have a great time. I hear very great weekend and call me an email me. I have via fax me. Please give me a call back on my site and sent Can't wait to your mini and have a great anyway and I'll talk to you all. And if you need to get in touch with me I'll be anthologies so you know wed alert, number okay. Alright, and yeah okay. Hey, and I think okay Like. Why, Why like pants and shoes point gotten Soloman Ryan gathering need hey, i'm going to Yeah, I've been here you as a We're here right thing. I left that and they are. I hasn't I. We are going. Hey. Yeah that E. Hey So I found it talk to you soon and Yeah, I'd love to hear from you, give me a call me back. I'm available, thinking of you know Yeah, okay.

Drunk Dial Girl Wants To Be Talked Dirty To

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http://www.drunkhotline.com/talk-dirty-to-me/

Translation:
Sure she. Millions hello. Anna air I. Plus, a lucrative P okay. Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, keeley I hadn't done. Hello. Drunk back to me. The talked Berry to me. The A. C. Look at the so good to Tools, right now, call me. Bye. Sheesh. Yes.

First Ever Drunk Dial From Outer Space

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http://www.drunkhotline.com/is-it-an-alien/

Translation:
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Drunk Dial Girl Has No Pants On

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http://www.drunkhotline.com/its-too-hot-for-my-pants-right-now/

Translation:
Hi, Drunk Hotline, Hey it's me later. Bye, I capacity for the Ken fit if I can do that to the hi this Yes sir, I was just call me, If you're not gonna paint right now. Hey, I spoke with, Under, so I mean. But I don't give a, but you know I don't know, hi. Have a good but hey, because, Hi, this is Drunk Hotline. Please leave a message after the Beep big right there. Please. I don't have any. I'd like a quarter of the water bottles. The pardy hearing. I see it. Brian, I found that would be right now. I don't know. Bye. Hey, and I think if you need. Hello. Yep wanted to see it on the are paid on like a lot of or whatever, right now. It looks cool. Goldman okay 5 okay bye for now, hey give me a call. Bye bye hey of book extensive.

Drunk Dialer Is A State Champion

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http://www.drunkhotline.com/we-won-the-state-championship/

Translation:
I do Al. I don't know what I paid the only doing. I think. I was you know We want the State Championship for the cause yesterday for the screen saying to take away his bed. They did not put the graduate high school at the senior and then I could see you'd be Lou drink the whole buckle And I, Yeah, and tomorrow I'm. I told my friend. Okay bye. It appears to have a nice day bye.

Drunk Dial From A Donkey

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http://www.drunkhotline.com/a-drunken-donkey/

Translation:
Them. Hmm. So hey, Hello All, Hello all. Here.

Drunk Dial From The Statue Of Liberty

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http://www.drunkhotline.com/you-can-go-inside-the-statue-of-liberty/

Translation:
Just I just want to stay with you that that's your Liberty is office if you have the because you can go up and whatever and I'll I'll help him with the health. I think that's about it. I think that's about all think you're right now, hey. Holler if you have 6.

Drunk Dial College Girl Loves School

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http://www.drunkhotline.com/im-so-happy-im-a-college-student/

Translation:
Hi, I'm Matt, Not. I've got the, and I'm very drunk. I'm with my best friend and we're just, it's just awesome. I'm. I'm so happy I am a college student. That's all I gotta stay because there's so many ways. And it's just awesome to drink on campus love it. I just wanted to say I love you I. Drunk Hotline you guys are awesome. Bye.

Drunk Dial Girl Wants French Fries

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http://www.drunkhotline.com/can-i-have-some-french-fries/

Translation:
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Drunk Dial From Don

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http://www.drunkhotline.com/well-hello-there-don/

Translation:
And this is going on here that I feel it is still varken or anyway, who're or a eyes are angle well and 24. Can't all. Borian way soon and it is Man and everything. So boy and I don't even know what's going on and How are you know if you know like arises very moment. I have no rose of, burbrick employees, and I really wrote nice Yeah, man people are out for rent. I don't know if I'll talk on Monday. I will, has and all. Nettia sauce name it I don't know. I'm sorry I was the Perot up. Well, to Plaza By The. And, are here. Probably may be. For more about who we used to be. If you need the 5 more bud. Weiser reason in Arlington. I'll be OB you had a bye bye.

Scooby Doo Drunk Dial

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http://www.drunkhotline.com/ummm-excuse-us/

Translation:
Unable to translate this message.

Drunk Dial Man Wishes A Happy New Year

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http://www.drunkhotline.com/id-like-to-thank-you-and-jesus/

Translation:
Did back and I'm glad to call itself hi hello mother Maya, told me to kinda happy here at First of all, I call the parents of my fiance personal reference for ass and I'm calling with. Or, how, and my friend state you books and some panties and some face. That is like, you know that like. Thank you. And Jesus. Hey Andy, for everything. I haven't way and ohh yeah, and we're here and it's a I'll Hello, I will. The. Hmm, hey hello hello, yeah the Yeah, and Yeah, okay Hi Janet.

Drunk Dial Girls Have A Patent

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http://www.drunkhotline.com/that-rabbit-is-patent-pending/

BEST DRUNK DIAL VOICE MESSAGE OF 2010!

Translation:
The No well. Hello. You could what he's supposed to get. Hello, exit. 8. I hadn't pizzas. I mean, I don't know if they're love. Okay love them chuckled of hey. Hey, I just want to plant anything okay. Listen, Sat. Ravis, Paddington, well outside of religion or so. You know. Hey bud.

Drunk Dialer Can't Function

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http://www.drunkhotline.com/i-cant-function-because-of-alcohol/

Translation:
I want. I had a good drunk. I'll man, last night wasted. I will work He's doing nothing so I go out and we're going lunch hour or my cell so I don't come like 12. All up, ha ha ha. Yeah, so like right co workers are making the trek. That Work and 91 So I was so i i just wanna let you know that software for girl up person Gabor voice, but have is the best of those. Nelson, and also i know i mean Who knows how to tell you. Y'all are mother. I left ohh. I'm off on company time so I can function because of alcohol, alright. It's, but once and I was slow week but can't do anything about the poorest orders, goes on album ass goes well, damn i don't watch my estimate that hello. I anyway. I will be involved. This is a short while. I stand before it i'll be dead. Love time you so we're done Z. Bye.

Drunk Dialer Butt Dials The Drunk Hotline

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http://www.drunkhotline.com/the-drunk-hotline-gets-butt-dialed/

Translation:
Unable to translate this message.

It's Too Early For This Drunk Dial Guy

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http://www.drunkhotline.com/im-drunk-and-its-too-early/

Translation:
Hey, if you and I wouldn't go. Holler. Hello. Drunk this is truly and I want to let you know who. But I'm concerned and so I'm gonna call you as soon as usual, and it was so. The caller is afternoon Vogler. Alright, so here's a low hello man sucks. Or what It's drinking.

Drunk Dial Dude Does It All

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http://www.drunkhotline.com/im-gonna-go-driving-snow-mobiling-dirt-biking-and-boating/

Translation:
Dude I'm like no and wrong man like I'm gonna go drive and then. No more been on and there by and and Bodine, and I'm gonna go. The mother Peters out here rack and I hope to meet cotton in. Goodbye.

Drunk Dial Orders Pizza

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http://www.drunkhotline.com/are-you-dominos-pizza/

Translation:
Uhhh what's going on? Who a are you Dominos Pizza? Uhhh.

Drunk Dial American Idol Audition

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http://www.drunkhotline.com/you-spin-me-like-a-record/

Translation:
Use being mean. Brown Brown debut round around like to work. They use being mean round around running around like Director baby use being round, round baby round around like a record baby around around around, Hi I'll, though. You stand me round around, maybe around around like the Rick baby. We're at on record, walk whole more.

Drunk Dialer Lost For Words

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http://www.drunkhotline.com/i-dont-know-what-to-say/

Translation:
You, hey. I'm gone. Ciao, Hey. It's I did. Yes, 88, the. If director. Thanks, meeting.

Drunk Dial About The Wind

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http://www.drunkhotline.com/why-is-it-so-windy/

Translation:
Yeah this is where is like lonely off the road back in that drive in this way and wise, it's only in the why do you make it so maybe. Enjoy spaces where. In fact, stop somewhere and okay. Just, dot. Yet. Now old and bye.

Drunk Dial Guy Likes To Smell Farts

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http://www.drunkhotline.com/i-like-to-smell-farts/

Translation:
I'd like to smell farts. I love to use mail farts. Would you please both parking that piece, no. You're far. I love to start. I left you smell farts. Start the base, no. You're far. Thank you, part to you later.

Drunk Dial Girl Is Interrupted

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http://www.drunkhotline.com/youre-interrupting-my-drunk-call/

Translation:
Hello anybody there. The trucking company, hey. Thanks. Bye. Hello. It. But the mini on. And point. When your character in my trunk call there okay a call back.

Our Very First Drunk Dial

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http://www.drunkhotline.com/our-very-first-drunk-call/


Translation:

Hello. Hello Hello. And Eric, bye To, through caller to Panda, read this, you know on this skin back there and But all that.