Drunk Dialer Can't Function

Listen:
http://www.drunkhotline.com/i-cant-function-because-of-alcohol/

Translation:
I want. I had a good drunk. I'll man, last night wasted. I will work He's doing nothing so I go out and we're going lunch hour or my cell so I don't come like 12. All up, ha ha ha. Yeah, so like right co workers are making the trek. That Work and 91 So I was so i i just wanna let you know that software for girl up person Gabor voice, but have is the best of those. Nelson, and also i know i mean Who knows how to tell you. Y'all are mother. I left ohh. I'm off on company time so I can function because of alcohol, alright. It's, but once and I was slow week but can't do anything about the poorest orders, goes on album ass goes well, damn i don't watch my estimate that hello. I anyway. I will be involved. This is a short while. I stand before it i'll be dead. Love time you so we're done Z. Bye.