Listen:
http://www.drunkhotline.com/im-a-brilliant-poet/
Translation:
Hello. 8 AM. I'm magically past room to plead to wasted. Hello, is, you know what happened at some point. Hey, anyway. I'm a brilliant or what last week. I spend 4 nights drunken road. What a brilliant poetry. And now, not writing. So hey, and then Good night.
Friday, July 29, 2011
Drunk Dial Girl Is Gonna Pass Out
Listen:
http://www.drunkhotline.com/im-probably-going-to-pass-out/
Translation:
So I am so phone But the reason I called because. I did it like this guy and I'm a some specifics but. He has been, it works. I hope you like you too. I just have found that the HI taylor pass. Alright peace.
http://www.drunkhotline.com/im-probably-going-to-pass-out/
Translation:
So I am so phone But the reason I called because. I did it like this guy and I'm a some specifics but. He has been, it works. I hope you like you too. I just have found that the HI taylor pass. Alright peace.
Drunk Dial Girl Finds Dream Guy
Listen:
http://www.drunkhotline.com/omg-youre-so-cute/
Translation:
Alright, and I had no you're almost done. I hope you remember me or simply i think you even up right away. Hello Jay, and I will be no bunch. I will talk. I never felt like I am at your new flat. Hey Aunt we both have an appointment with the love you I will conclude Man, I do know around like call me at like the the owner know that we are you. I love them. Remember, I hope you remember. I hope you remember anyway. I know you that act now. It's kinda crazy, or you know with all that You know, but I'd love to get in touch with you this week next week. Anyway, this week that we weren't I read your free. I gave you. Maybe business calling. I hope you remember, I will be eBay, anyway that's, hey, I'm, hey wine Well, wow. I had won't get rid of it is That. You are ready. Hi Jim, anyway. Man I hope you can write back tonight if you are so This is an offer You know I'll tell you all again. I know you're going to have a very, very, very. I hope everything's okay and I gather that little in there so HI. I hope that You know. Now everything is bed but hope you have a great time. I hear very great weekend and call me an email me. I have via fax me. Please give me a call back on my site and sent Can't wait to your mini and have a great anyway and I'll talk to you all. And if you need to get in touch with me I'll be anthologies so you know wed alert, number okay. Alright, and yeah okay. Hey, and I think okay Like. Why, Why like pants and shoes point gotten Soloman Ryan gathering need hey, i'm going to Yeah, I've been here you as a We're here right thing. I left that and they are. I hasn't I. We are going. Hey. Yeah that E. Hey So I found it talk to you soon and Yeah, I'd love to hear from you, give me a call me back. I'm available, thinking of you know Yeah, okay.
http://www.drunkhotline.com/omg-youre-so-cute/
Translation:
Alright, and I had no you're almost done. I hope you remember me or simply i think you even up right away. Hello Jay, and I will be no bunch. I will talk. I never felt like I am at your new flat. Hey Aunt we both have an appointment with the love you I will conclude Man, I do know around like call me at like the the owner know that we are you. I love them. Remember, I hope you remember. I hope you remember anyway. I know you that act now. It's kinda crazy, or you know with all that You know, but I'd love to get in touch with you this week next week. Anyway, this week that we weren't I read your free. I gave you. Maybe business calling. I hope you remember, I will be eBay, anyway that's, hey, I'm, hey wine Well, wow. I had won't get rid of it is That. You are ready. Hi Jim, anyway. Man I hope you can write back tonight if you are so This is an offer You know I'll tell you all again. I know you're going to have a very, very, very. I hope everything's okay and I gather that little in there so HI. I hope that You know. Now everything is bed but hope you have a great time. I hear very great weekend and call me an email me. I have via fax me. Please give me a call back on my site and sent Can't wait to your mini and have a great anyway and I'll talk to you all. And if you need to get in touch with me I'll be anthologies so you know wed alert, number okay. Alright, and yeah okay. Hey, and I think okay Like. Why, Why like pants and shoes point gotten Soloman Ryan gathering need hey, i'm going to Yeah, I've been here you as a We're here right thing. I left that and they are. I hasn't I. We are going. Hey. Yeah that E. Hey So I found it talk to you soon and Yeah, I'd love to hear from you, give me a call me back. I'm available, thinking of you know Yeah, okay.
Drunk Dial Girl Wants To Be Talked Dirty To
Listen:
http://www.drunkhotline.com/talk-dirty-to-me/
Translation:
Sure she. Millions hello. Anna air I. Plus, a lucrative P okay. Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, keeley I hadn't done. Hello. Drunk back to me. The talked Berry to me. The A. C. Look at the so good to Tools, right now, call me. Bye. Sheesh. Yes.
http://www.drunkhotline.com/talk-dirty-to-me/
Translation:
Sure she. Millions hello. Anna air I. Plus, a lucrative P okay. Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, keeley I hadn't done. Hello. Drunk back to me. The talked Berry to me. The A. C. Look at the so good to Tools, right now, call me. Bye. Sheesh. Yes.
Drunk Dial Girl Has No Pants On
Listen:
http://www.drunkhotline.com/its-too-hot-for-my-pants-right-now/
Translation:
Hi, Drunk Hotline, Hey it's me later. Bye, I capacity for the Ken fit if I can do that to the hi this Yes sir, I was just call me, If you're not gonna paint right now. Hey, I spoke with, Under, so I mean. But I don't give a, but you know I don't know, hi. Have a good but hey, because, Hi, this is Drunk Hotline. Please leave a message after the Beep big right there. Please. I don't have any. I'd like a quarter of the water bottles. The pardy hearing. I see it. Brian, I found that would be right now. I don't know. Bye. Hey, and I think if you need. Hello. Yep wanted to see it on the are paid on like a lot of or whatever, right now. It looks cool. Goldman okay 5 okay bye for now, hey give me a call. Bye bye hey of book extensive.
http://www.drunkhotline.com/its-too-hot-for-my-pants-right-now/
Translation:
Hi, Drunk Hotline, Hey it's me later. Bye, I capacity for the Ken fit if I can do that to the hi this Yes sir, I was just call me, If you're not gonna paint right now. Hey, I spoke with, Under, so I mean. But I don't give a, but you know I don't know, hi. Have a good but hey, because, Hi, this is Drunk Hotline. Please leave a message after the Beep big right there. Please. I don't have any. I'd like a quarter of the water bottles. The pardy hearing. I see it. Brian, I found that would be right now. I don't know. Bye. Hey, and I think if you need. Hello. Yep wanted to see it on the are paid on like a lot of or whatever, right now. It looks cool. Goldman okay 5 okay bye for now, hey give me a call. Bye bye hey of book extensive.
Drunk Dialer Is A State Champion
Listen:
http://www.drunkhotline.com/we-won-the-state-championship/
Translation:
I do Al. I don't know what I paid the only doing. I think. I was you know We want the State Championship for the cause yesterday for the screen saying to take away his bed. They did not put the graduate high school at the senior and then I could see you'd be Lou drink the whole buckle And I, Yeah, and tomorrow I'm. I told my friend. Okay bye. It appears to have a nice day bye.
http://www.drunkhotline.com/we-won-the-state-championship/
Translation:
I do Al. I don't know what I paid the only doing. I think. I was you know We want the State Championship for the cause yesterday for the screen saying to take away his bed. They did not put the graduate high school at the senior and then I could see you'd be Lou drink the whole buckle And I, Yeah, and tomorrow I'm. I told my friend. Okay bye. It appears to have a nice day bye.
Drunk Dial From A Donkey
Listen:
http://www.drunkhotline.com/a-drunken-donkey/
Translation:
Them. Hmm. So hey, Hello All, Hello all. Here.
http://www.drunkhotline.com/a-drunken-donkey/
Translation:
Them. Hmm. So hey, Hello All, Hello all. Here.
Drunk Dial From The Statue Of Liberty
Listen:
http://www.drunkhotline.com/you-can-go-inside-the-statue-of-liberty/
Translation:
Just I just want to stay with you that that's your Liberty is office if you have the because you can go up and whatever and I'll I'll help him with the health. I think that's about it. I think that's about all think you're right now, hey. Holler if you have 6.
http://www.drunkhotline.com/you-can-go-inside-the-statue-of-liberty/
Translation:
Just I just want to stay with you that that's your Liberty is office if you have the because you can go up and whatever and I'll I'll help him with the health. I think that's about it. I think that's about all think you're right now, hey. Holler if you have 6.
Drunk Dial College Girl Loves School
Listen:
http://www.drunkhotline.com/im-so-happy-im-a-college-student/
Translation:
Hi, I'm Matt, Not. I've got the, and I'm very drunk. I'm with my best friend and we're just, it's just awesome. I'm. I'm so happy I am a college student. That's all I gotta stay because there's so many ways. And it's just awesome to drink on campus love it. I just wanted to say I love you I. Drunk Hotline you guys are awesome. Bye.
http://www.drunkhotline.com/im-so-happy-im-a-college-student/
Translation:
Hi, I'm Matt, Not. I've got the, and I'm very drunk. I'm with my best friend and we're just, it's just awesome. I'm. I'm so happy I am a college student. That's all I gotta stay because there's so many ways. And it's just awesome to drink on campus love it. I just wanted to say I love you I. Drunk Hotline you guys are awesome. Bye.
Drunk Dial From Don
Listen:
http://www.drunkhotline.com/well-hello-there-don/
Translation:
And this is going on here that I feel it is still varken or anyway, who're or a eyes are angle well and 24. Can't all. Borian way soon and it is Man and everything. So boy and I don't even know what's going on and How are you know if you know like arises very moment. I have no rose of, burbrick employees, and I really wrote nice Yeah, man people are out for rent. I don't know if I'll talk on Monday. I will, has and all. Nettia sauce name it I don't know. I'm sorry I was the Perot up. Well, to Plaza By The. And, are here. Probably may be. For more about who we used to be. If you need the 5 more bud. Weiser reason in Arlington. I'll be OB you had a bye bye.
http://www.drunkhotline.com/well-hello-there-don/
Translation:
And this is going on here that I feel it is still varken or anyway, who're or a eyes are angle well and 24. Can't all. Borian way soon and it is Man and everything. So boy and I don't even know what's going on and How are you know if you know like arises very moment. I have no rose of, burbrick employees, and I really wrote nice Yeah, man people are out for rent. I don't know if I'll talk on Monday. I will, has and all. Nettia sauce name it I don't know. I'm sorry I was the Perot up. Well, to Plaza By The. And, are here. Probably may be. For more about who we used to be. If you need the 5 more bud. Weiser reason in Arlington. I'll be OB you had a bye bye.
Drunk Dial Man Wishes A Happy New Year
Listen:
http://www.drunkhotline.com/id-like-to-thank-you-and-jesus/
Translation:
Did back and I'm glad to call itself hi hello mother Maya, told me to kinda happy here at First of all, I call the parents of my fiance personal reference for ass and I'm calling with. Or, how, and my friend state you books and some panties and some face. That is like, you know that like. Thank you. And Jesus. Hey Andy, for everything. I haven't way and ohh yeah, and we're here and it's a I'll Hello, I will. The. Hmm, hey hello hello, yeah the Yeah, and Yeah, okay Hi Janet.
http://www.drunkhotline.com/id-like-to-thank-you-and-jesus/
Translation:
Did back and I'm glad to call itself hi hello mother Maya, told me to kinda happy here at First of all, I call the parents of my fiance personal reference for ass and I'm calling with. Or, how, and my friend state you books and some panties and some face. That is like, you know that like. Thank you. And Jesus. Hey Andy, for everything. I haven't way and ohh yeah, and we're here and it's a I'll Hello, I will. The. Hmm, hey hello hello, yeah the Yeah, and Yeah, okay Hi Janet.
Drunk Dial Girls Have A Patent
Listen:
http://www.drunkhotline.com/that-rabbit-is-patent-pending/
BEST DRUNK DIAL VOICE MESSAGE OF 2010!
Translation:
The No well. Hello. You could what he's supposed to get. Hello, exit. 8. I hadn't pizzas. I mean, I don't know if they're love. Okay love them chuckled of hey. Hey, I just want to plant anything okay. Listen, Sat. Ravis, Paddington, well outside of religion or so. You know. Hey bud.
http://www.drunkhotline.com/that-rabbit-is-patent-pending/
BEST DRUNK DIAL VOICE MESSAGE OF 2010!
Translation:
The No well. Hello. You could what he's supposed to get. Hello, exit. 8. I hadn't pizzas. I mean, I don't know if they're love. Okay love them chuckled of hey. Hey, I just want to plant anything okay. Listen, Sat. Ravis, Paddington, well outside of religion or so. You know. Hey bud.
Drunk Dialer Can't Function
Listen:
http://www.drunkhotline.com/i-cant-function-because-of-alcohol/
Translation:
I want. I had a good drunk. I'll man, last night wasted. I will work He's doing nothing so I go out and we're going lunch hour or my cell so I don't come like 12. All up, ha ha ha. Yeah, so like right co workers are making the trek. That Work and 91 So I was so i i just wanna let you know that software for girl up person Gabor voice, but have is the best of those. Nelson, and also i know i mean Who knows how to tell you. Y'all are mother. I left ohh. I'm off on company time so I can function because of alcohol, alright. It's, but once and I was slow week but can't do anything about the poorest orders, goes on album ass goes well, damn i don't watch my estimate that hello. I anyway. I will be involved. This is a short while. I stand before it i'll be dead. Love time you so we're done Z. Bye.
http://www.drunkhotline.com/i-cant-function-because-of-alcohol/
Translation:
I want. I had a good drunk. I'll man, last night wasted. I will work He's doing nothing so I go out and we're going lunch hour or my cell so I don't come like 12. All up, ha ha ha. Yeah, so like right co workers are making the trek. That Work and 91 So I was so i i just wanna let you know that software for girl up person Gabor voice, but have is the best of those. Nelson, and also i know i mean Who knows how to tell you. Y'all are mother. I left ohh. I'm off on company time so I can function because of alcohol, alright. It's, but once and I was slow week but can't do anything about the poorest orders, goes on album ass goes well, damn i don't watch my estimate that hello. I anyway. I will be involved. This is a short while. I stand before it i'll be dead. Love time you so we're done Z. Bye.
Drunk Dialer Butt Dials The Drunk Hotline
Listen:
http://www.drunkhotline.com/the-drunk-hotline-gets-butt-dialed/
Translation:
Unable to translate this message.
http://www.drunkhotline.com/the-drunk-hotline-gets-butt-dialed/
Translation:
Unable to translate this message.
It's Too Early For This Drunk Dial Guy
Listen:
http://www.drunkhotline.com/im-drunk-and-its-too-early/
Translation:
Hey, if you and I wouldn't go. Holler. Hello. Drunk this is truly and I want to let you know who. But I'm concerned and so I'm gonna call you as soon as usual, and it was so. The caller is afternoon Vogler. Alright, so here's a low hello man sucks. Or what It's drinking.
http://www.drunkhotline.com/im-drunk-and-its-too-early/
Translation:
Hey, if you and I wouldn't go. Holler. Hello. Drunk this is truly and I want to let you know who. But I'm concerned and so I'm gonna call you as soon as usual, and it was so. The caller is afternoon Vogler. Alright, so here's a low hello man sucks. Or what It's drinking.
Drunk Dial Dude Does It All
Listen:
http://www.drunkhotline.com/im-gonna-go-driving-snow-mobiling-dirt-biking-and-boating/
Translation:
Dude I'm like no and wrong man like I'm gonna go drive and then. No more been on and there by and and Bodine, and I'm gonna go. The mother Peters out here rack and I hope to meet cotton in. Goodbye.
http://www.drunkhotline.com/im-gonna-go-driving-snow-mobiling-dirt-biking-and-boating/
Translation:
Dude I'm like no and wrong man like I'm gonna go drive and then. No more been on and there by and and Bodine, and I'm gonna go. The mother Peters out here rack and I hope to meet cotton in. Goodbye.
Drunk Dial Orders Pizza
Listen:
http://www.drunkhotline.com/are-you-dominos-pizza/
Translation:
Uhhh what's going on? Who a are you Dominos Pizza? Uhhh.
http://www.drunkhotline.com/are-you-dominos-pizza/
Translation:
Uhhh what's going on? Who a are you Dominos Pizza? Uhhh.
Drunk Dial American Idol Audition
Listen:
http://www.drunkhotline.com/you-spin-me-like-a-record/
Translation:
Use being mean. Brown Brown debut round around like to work. They use being mean round around running around like Director baby use being round, round baby round around like a record baby around around around, Hi I'll, though. You stand me round around, maybe around around like the Rick baby. We're at on record, walk whole more.
http://www.drunkhotline.com/you-spin-me-like-a-record/
Translation:
Use being mean. Brown Brown debut round around like to work. They use being mean round around running around like Director baby use being round, round baby round around like a record baby around around around, Hi I'll, though. You stand me round around, maybe around around like the Rick baby. We're at on record, walk whole more.
Drunk Dialer Lost For Words
Listen:
http://www.drunkhotline.com/i-dont-know-what-to-say/
Translation:
You, hey. I'm gone. Ciao, Hey. It's I did. Yes, 88, the. If director. Thanks, meeting.
http://www.drunkhotline.com/i-dont-know-what-to-say/
Translation:
You, hey. I'm gone. Ciao, Hey. It's I did. Yes, 88, the. If director. Thanks, meeting.
Drunk Dial About The Wind
Listen:
http://www.drunkhotline.com/why-is-it-so-windy/
Translation:
Yeah this is where is like lonely off the road back in that drive in this way and wise, it's only in the why do you make it so maybe. Enjoy spaces where. In fact, stop somewhere and okay. Just, dot. Yet. Now old and bye.
http://www.drunkhotline.com/why-is-it-so-windy/
Translation:
Yeah this is where is like lonely off the road back in that drive in this way and wise, it's only in the why do you make it so maybe. Enjoy spaces where. In fact, stop somewhere and okay. Just, dot. Yet. Now old and bye.
Drunk Dial Guy Likes To Smell Farts
Listen:
http://www.drunkhotline.com/i-like-to-smell-farts/
Translation:
I'd like to smell farts. I love to use mail farts. Would you please both parking that piece, no. You're far. I love to start. I left you smell farts. Start the base, no. You're far. Thank you, part to you later.
http://www.drunkhotline.com/i-like-to-smell-farts/
Translation:
I'd like to smell farts. I love to use mail farts. Would you please both parking that piece, no. You're far. I love to start. I left you smell farts. Start the base, no. You're far. Thank you, part to you later.
Drunk Dial Girl Is Interrupted
Listen:
http://www.drunkhotline.com/youre-interrupting-my-drunk-call/
http://www.drunkhotline.com/youre-interrupting-my-drunk-call/
Translation:
Hello anybody there. The trucking company, hey. Thanks. Bye. Hello. It. But the mini on. And point. When your character in my trunk call there okay a call back.
Hello anybody there. The trucking company, hey. Thanks. Bye. Hello. It. But the mini on. And point. When your character in my trunk call there okay a call back.
Our Very First Drunk Dial
Listen:
http://www.drunkhotline.com/our-very-first-drunk-call/
Translation:
http://www.drunkhotline.com/our-very-first-drunk-call/
Translation:
Hello. Hello Hello. And Eric, bye To, through caller to Panda, read this, you know on this skin back there and But all that.
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